All:When one considers the brief history of our humble little city and all that has transpired, it truly makes a great story for a "Lifetime Original Movie." With that in mind, the staff at Accessmilton.com thought it would be entertaining to see which actors you would have play the following people. This is going to get interesting....
The roles are:
1. Joe Lockwood.
2. Burt Hewitt.
3. Neal O'Brien.
4. Alan Tart.
5. Rick Mohrig.
6. Bill Lusk.
7. Joe Longoria.
8. Tina D'Aversa.
9. Julie Zahner Bailey.
10. Karen Thurman.
11. Chris Lagerbloom.
Share your choices with us in the comments section below.
Bill Clinton can play Joe Longoria.
ReplyDeleteRosanne Barr as Susan Thurman. Gomer Pyle as Bill Lusk.
ReplyDeleteHow about Eddie Haskell for Lockwood?
ReplyDeleteGoldie Hawn for JZB
ReplyDeleteJethro Bodine for Lockwood and Wilford Brimley circa Absence of Malice for Lusk
ReplyDeleteVito Spatafore for Burt
ReplyDeleteJulia Louis Dryfuss for Tina, Roscoe P. Coletrain for Chris, Larry The Cable Guy for Burt, The guy who played Captian Over in Airplane for Neal, Bob Crane (Hogan form Hogans Heros) as Lockwood, Ellen Degeneres as Tart, Barbra Walters as JZB
ReplyDeleteKeep 'em coming folks.
ReplyDeleteOnce we have a definitive list, we will have even more fun with a possible story line and director.
Tim Enloe
Accessmilton.com
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Oh no you didn't Tim! This is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteFirst I was thinking Gordon Gecko, but now I have it: Ben Gazzara/"Brad Wesley" in Roadhouse for Joe Lockwood. Perfect!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the supporting characters!
ReplyDeleteWhat about the ever pompous Paul Moore?
Carol Lane?
The very butch Kim??
Anyone??
a cross between woody allen, roman polanski, and danny trejo for Lusk
ReplyDeleteJavier Beltran for Tart
Gillian anderson for Thurman
nathan Lane Lockwood
Mammie Gummer for Bailey
Dean cain for Hewitt
Grinch for o Brien
Micheal jackson for D'aversa
Nice game, Tim. And just where did you think this would lead? Your bloggers just can't make it good, clean fun.
ReplyDeleteI've always thought Joe Lockwood looks like a Simpsons character.
ReplyDeleteTim this is a hoot!
ReplyDeleteOh my, that is perfect for Chris - Roscoe P. Coltrain.
ReplyDeleteThe Simpsons comment was hysterical.
ReplyDelete1. Joe Lockwood – Kevin Costner
ReplyDelete2. Burt Hewitt – John Goodman
3. Neal O'Brien – William Devane
4. Alan Tart – John Ritter
5. Rick Mohrig – I don’t know what Rick Looks like!
6. Bill Lusk – Wilford Brimley.
7. Joe Longoria – Vincent Pastore.
8. Tina D'Aversa - Cher
9. Julie Zahner Bailey – Shelly Long
10. Karen Thurman – Kathy Bates
11. Chris Lagerbloom – Conan O’Brien
John Ritter is dead
ReplyDeleteRosanne Bar.is a better match for Karen Thurman. Fat, loud, and abnoxious with an aweful personality!
ReplyDeleteShelley Long is spot on for JZB.
ReplyDeleteToo bad we don't have any Clint Eastwooods in this town to sit on our Council. That is what this city needs, somone to paint the town RED and expose the corruption.
ReplyDeleteHow about "Mr. Burns", boss of Homer Simpson, for Brandon Beech?
ReplyDeleteWhile we are on Simpson characters, what about Crusty the Clown for Lusk.
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